Striped Carnation: Sorry I can’t be with you; Wish I could be with you
Daffodil: Unrequited love; You’re the only one
Lavender Heather: Admiration; Solitude
Holly: Defence; Domestic happiness
Hydrangea: Thank you for understanding; Frigidity; Heartlessness
Petunia: Resentment; Anger; Your presence soothes me
Christmas Rose: Tranquillise my anxiety; Anxiety
Snapdragon: Deception; Gracious lady
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
What the hell just happened?
If you won’t sing “Living’ on a Prayer” or “Mr. Brightside” at the top of your lungs with me, I do not need you in my life.
Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.
damn you banana man
WHERE’s the banana guy?….
this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”
a good artist knows where to draw the line
I just had a wonderful thought! What if, when he was in Azkaban, Sirius was haunted by visions of Regulus, James, and Lily, saying stuff like, “You didn’t protect me.”