1. The Goddamn Ambiguous Language of Flowers

    monsieurghostylamp:

    Striped Carnation: Sorry I can’t be with you; Wish I could be with you

    Daffodil: Unrequited love; You’re the only one

    Lavender Heather: Admiration; Solitude

    Holly: Defence; Domestic happiness

    Hydrangea: Thank you for understanding; Frigidity; Heartlessness

    Petunia: Resentment; Anger; Your presence soothes me

    Christmas Rose: Tranquillise my anxiety; Anxiety

    Snapdragon: Deception; Gracious lady

  2. flamingraichu:

I googled ‘motion capture Groot’. I was not disappointed. 

    flamingraichu:

    I googled ‘motion capture Groot’. I was not disappointed. 

  3. joyouschaos:

    onwardwall:

    thegingerbalrog:

    my-fandom-life:

    dismantlerepaired:

    whereismystrawberrytart:

    hikingnerd:

    timelordpillbug:

    follovved:

    amerlcanapparel:

    when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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    when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

    when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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    When Russia sends you nudes

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    What the hell just happened? 

  4. zipping:

was watching tangled and took a valuable screenshot

    zipping:

    was watching tangled and took a valuable screenshot

  5. souliebird:

    If you won’t sing “Living’ on a Prayer” or “Mr. Brightside” at the top of your lungs with me, I do not need you in my life.

  6. marthemacabre:

    reckless-emotions:

    gaylucifer:

    Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.

    damn you banana man

    WHERE’s the banana guy?….

  7. harryspankme:

    this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”

  8. consultingpiskies:

    loryisunabletosupinate:

    darlingbenny:

    #these assholes lmao

    Can someone reblog this adding the gifs of lestrade listening politely?

    Here you go. :D

     

    (Source: holmeswilliam)

  9. (Source: amazingoswald)

  10. lameprlncess:

    a good artist knows where to draw the line

  11. (Source: doctorwhooftime)

  12. marauders4evr:

    I just had a wonderful thought! What if, when he was in Azkaban, Sirius was haunted by visions of Regulus, James, and Lily, saying stuff like, “You didn’t protect me.”

  13. (Source: doctorwhooftime)

  14. doctor who + text posts night vale tweets | part 2/? (rtd edition)

    bonus: