1. crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

    crime-and-puns:

    *sets entire english language on fire*

  2. johnfinnemoressouvenirprogramme:

(x)
  3. gallifrey-feels:

    that one kink that no one can ever know about ever

    (Source: saltwaterandink)

  4. "I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographers’ fault. Bigfoot is blurry and that’s extra scary to me. There’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside."

    Mitch Hedberg (via archiemcphee)

  5. octoswan:

    there’s a comic book store in my town that gives ladies a 10% discount and the people who work there are really friendly so lots of ladies show up to hang out and buy comics and one time i was looking through some new releases and this guy walked in, saw all the ladies, did a double take, and said really loudly and condescendingly, ‘there sure are a lot of girls in here for a comic store!’ and laughed but no one else laughed with him and it was glorious

  6. pajamaben:

    *gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet

  7. thesassiestsamwinchester:

    thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

    schmergo:

    A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

    orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

    twelve year old Daniel Radcliffe shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet

  8. (Source: malcubus)

  9. ihearofsherlock:

BREAKING NEWS: Long-lost 1916 film starring William Gillette as Sherlock Holmes found!
Full story on I Hear of Sherlock Everywhere.

    ihearofsherlock:

    BREAKING NEWS: Long-lost 1916 film starring William Gillette as Sherlock Holmes found!

    Full story on I Hear of Sherlock Everywhere.

    • fandom: hey moffat
    • moffat: uh-huh
    • fandom: you know that thing you do sometimes where the doctor meets a companion as a child and leaves a life-long impression on them
    • moffat: uh-huh
    • fandom: that's a teeny bit weird
    • moffat: uh-huh
    • fandom: could you do something different
    • moffat: *writes an episode where the companion meets the doctor as a child and leaves a life-long impression on him*
    • fandom:
    • moffat:
    • fandom:
    • moffat: so what do you think
  10. ms-missingyou:

    rosityler:

    #this dialogue was like watching steven moffat give himself a blow job

  11. tree-girl:

    when i was in 3rd grade i heard a kid say ‘gay’ on the bus so when i got home i asked my dad what gay meant and after he explained it i was like ‘oh okay. dad i think I’m gay’ and after that i don’t remember what happened but a few years after he asked me if i still thought i was gay and i laughed and said ‘no dad of course not’ and he nodded slowly but jokes on both him and my past self because it turns out i really am gay

  12. antonyjohnston:

    kierongillen:

    tomewing:

    jonic:

    Cassetteboy - Cameron’s Conference Rap.

    Amazing, and a little depressing because it’s all true.

    I was just about to post this.

    Cassetteboy has got really, REALLY good at this.

    Cassetteboy is my favourite superhero.

    This wins.

  13. Imagine if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity

    queen-of-bliss:

    queen-of-bliss:

    forsciencejohn:

    pwopermaizito:

    thechosenone305:

    concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

    image

    -Hello? Mom?

    -No. This is Darren Criss. 

    image

    “Hey, sis! What’s up?
    “Sis? This is Benedict.”

    “Mom, can you pick me up?”

    “Mom? It’s Misha.”

    “Dad, where are you?”

    “Ehehehehehhe”

    notice how all the people we’re hypothetically trying to reach are family members because we don’t actually have friends to call

    Reblogging because of the accuracy of that comment ^

    (Source: joshfransexme)

  14. homewreckingwhore:

    bluhbluhhugedork:

    and this is why we cosplay

    those two dudes made each other’s days.

    (Source: hellorwar)